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Vampires are NOOOOT REEEAL

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They aren't. Blood sucking, bat morphing, afraid of sunlight and garlic and holy water and wooden stake vampires just are not real.
I don't think HUMANS who suck other HUMANS blood (through knife cuts) should be called vampires and mess up what was once a great mythical creature. Meyers pretty much shat on what was left of their name.
No matter how much games you play, how many Anne Rice books you read, how loud you play MyChemicalRomance or how dark you dress, you just are not and never will be a vampire.

I don't care if you're tying to be creative. Fuck that excuse. If you think you gotta pretend to be a vampire to be creative or unique you need to find a damn hobby and act your age, not your cock length.

"OH, FPV, you're such an imagination nazi! Just let people do what they want!"
I've had plenty of experience with vampire wannabes acting like they have heightened senses and like the schools fluorescent bulbs gives them headaches and hurts their skin, and like their plastic vampire teeth are real and like if they don't get blood they'll faint and sometimes do pretend to faint.
HEY FATTY, THOSE SKULL TIGHTS JUST MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FRANKFURTER. And your purple eyeshadow and black lipstick makes you look like a clown.
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FireFlyExposed's avatar
Fluorescent bulbs do give headaches :D
Something to do with high frequency flickering and the colour light they emit ... that however does not make you a vampire :D

Drinking blood is something akin to cannibalism :|